May 2012
225 posts
April 2012
77 posts
- Society: Why did you choose to be gay?
- Me: Why did you choose not to be?
- Society: I didn't.
- Me: Well there's your answer.
- Me: are you a therapist?
- Julia: yes but don't talk to me because I don't care about your fucking problems
- One Direction: You're insecure, don't know what for.
- Me: Well, I'm not a dancer, a model, a floor model, a TV presenter, attractive, skinny, athletic, talented, coordinated, rich...
- One Direction: You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or.
- Me: Yeah. In the opposite direction so they don't go blind.
WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEIR PARENTS TOLD THEM TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER
I’M JUST LIKE:
